so i was just standing outside with my boyfriend smoking a cig and drinking coffee and i had to pee really really bad… i started doing the “potty dance” and jking about how bad i had to pee, when all of a sudden i threw my coffee cup at him and tossed my cig to the ground and started pissing myself… YES I PISSED MYSELF, NOT JUST A LITTLE PEE, A FULL FUCKING STREAM OF PISS…. I WAS LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I COULD NOT STOP PEEING… (i”m sure you are wondering what my boyfriend was doing while i was pissing myself outside… well he just stood there like “hey this is normal” … )
TURE STORY GIRLS AND BOYS THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY… AND WELLL IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL THINK THAT ME PISSING MYSELF IS FUNNY TOO! XOXOXO LOVE YOU ALL!!! XOXOXOX
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